[James sounds relatively unharmed, but definitely irritated. And most definitely no longer a beautiful bovine.]

The first person to moo at me gets a curse to the face. I'm warnin' you now.

[Filtered to Sirius // Private // Unhackable]

Hey, are you okay? Is the dementor gone? I'm... sorry I couldn't help more.

mony padfpt nd hlp

[x,y]

hurry

['Moony Padfoot Need Help.] When/if they arrive (or anyone else that chooses to embarass James), they will find him transformed into this beautiful creature.

Feel free to mock him once he figures out how to turn on the video.]